WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and
we'll find out.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!, the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.

Ronald Reagan: What's a chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 98", which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the
operating system.

Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton: Define "cross."