What sex are they?


ZIPLOC BAGS
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see
right through them.

SHOE
Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.

COPIER
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE
Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire
under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES
Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL
Female, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.