Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything... Twenty nails that won't hold a board... A chest that won't hold linen... Two tits that won't give milk... Two buns that won't feed anyone... A belly button that won't button... Two balls that won't roll... An ass that won't pull a plow... An organ that won't play music... A cock that won't crow... .....And what are YOU laughing about girl?? You've got a pussy that won't catch mice!!