The National Poetry Contest had come down to two
semifinalists---A Yale graduate and a redneck from Mississippi.
They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study
the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said ------------

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy!  No way could the redneck top that,
they thought.  The redneck calmly made his way to the
microphone
and recited--------

Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down!