Things to never say to a women during sex

 

Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. 

How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! 

You must be very experienced. 

Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? 

Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. 

I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. 

Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt? 

So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 

Look ... I can get my whole arm in. 

It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 

Is that an optical illusion? 

If I look right at it, I feel like I'm falling in. 

Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? 

Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? 

Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? 

I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 

I've been wondering all night what that smell was. 

Maybe if I get really wasted I won't mind your body. 

Everybody down at the bar said you were good. 

I expect a good time ... at least, the bathroom wall said so. 

You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway. 

You're not *that* fat. 

I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out. 

Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.