Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing!

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: What are three words you dread the most during sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children.  What does a man
of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.