Way out west where women are good and pussy is best, there
lived a school marm named Lou..
Lou killed 42 men with that terrible screw,
she fucked'em shallow and she fucked'em deep,
she layed her victims in a mighty heap.

But over the hill and across the creek, lived a blue balled
bastard named PISS POT PETE.
He had snot on his whiskers and shit on his feet,
and twenty two pounds of hanging meat.

When Lou heard of Pete's mighty tool, she challenged him to
a FUCKING DUEL.
The duel was held on Bare-ass hill, twenty-two rounds to a
fucking still.

Finally, Lou died with a sigh and a cough, 
and there sits Pete, JERKING OFF!!!