"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." -Douglas Adams "Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience." -Laurence J. Peter "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till the other is ready, and it may be along time before they get off." -Henry David Thoreau "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr "Image creates desire. You will what you imagine." -J. G. Gallimore "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell