Useful Expressions for those high stress days.

1.  Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2.  Well, aren't we just a ray of freaking sunshine.
3.  Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
4.  Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
5.  You!....Off my planet!
6.  Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap...You choose.
7.  Practice random acts of intelligence - senseless acts of self-control
8.  Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
9.  Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
10. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
11. And your crybaby whiny opinion would  be...?
12. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
13. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
14. Better living through denial.
15. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
16. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
17. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
19. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
20. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
21. You say I'm a b*tch like it's a bad thing.
22. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
23. Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
24. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
25. You look like garbage. Is that the style now?
26. Earth is full. Go home.
27. Is it time for your medication or mine?
28. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
29. I plead contemporary insanity.
30. And which dwarf are you?
31. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
32. Gene police...Get out of the pool!
33. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.