Santa's Top Pickup Lines:

~ Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

~ Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

~ I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

~ Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

~ I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, 
sister!

~ Some of my best toys run on batteries... 

~ Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus 
calls it.)

~ I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do 
you?

~ Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

~ Wanna join the "Mile High" club?